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Real name: Ty Shughart
E-mail: t-y@planetgamecube.com
Age: 23
You'll probably find me playing: BEMANI
My all-time favorite game: DDR EXTREME!!1 TO THE EXTREME


Rimmerbot Rimmerbot
He has a sick fixation on cruising for chicks, despite never having done it and not knowing how. Defies anyone to prove that they have less of a life than he does. Plays video games to escape his inadequecies as a human. Got a real "kick" out of finding out damn near everything he had heard about college was pure BS. Turn-ons include long walks on the beach and listening to Kenny G.

Age: 22
E-mail: rimmerbot@dontblamegames.com
You'll probably find me playing: Super Smash Bros. Melee, Pikmin, Seiken Densetsu 3, True Love, or something else
Favorite game of all time: Secret of Mana


SS4Gogita SS4Gogita
Located in the hot desert sun of Lakeland, Florida. He stuggles to get by with his meager wage and free board and food. He hopes to one day get past the horrible community college life and head on to a state university.

Real Name: Vincent Anderson
Age: 19
E-mail: vincent@planetgamecube.com
You'll probably find me playing: Lesident Evir 4
Favorite game series: The Legend of Zelda
Favorite game: See "You'll probably find me playing"


Elzie_Ann Elzie_Ann
Unless you are an overly cute green colored dinosaur who uses his unborn children as weapons and engages in questionable affairs with rumoured transsexuals, she probably hates you.

Real Name: Dannielle Pence
Age: 20
E-mail: lzn64@yahoo.com
You'll probably find me playing: Mario, Zelda or Fire Emblem
Favorite game series: Mario


Leftmost Leftmost
Swept away by the sweet words and offers of candy extended by S-U-P-E-R, he has found himself in a world of sin and debauchery interrupted only by intermittent streaks of gaming and horrible confusion. Generally does not eat breakfast.

Real Name: Sean Burke
Age: 19
E-mail: I don't like you enough to receive email from you
You'll probably find me playing: Anything Bemani, Katamari Damacy, Eternal Darkness
Favorite game of all time: The orange game


Tower Tower
Originally from the state for lovers, Virginia: this odd and often quiet individual acquired his nickname Tower from Joshums and Rimmer after they saw how hellaciously tall he was. After becoming good friends, many a odd adventure ensued which has led him to his now infamous nickname, ***** is Nick.

Real Name: Nick, thats right, I'm Nick
Age: 21
E-mail: Djnicklaus@sbcglobal.net
You'll probably find me playing: XMP, Nascar Thunder 2004, Max Payne 2, Gothic 2, some useless waste of time MMORPG
Favorite game: Baldur's Gate
Favorite game series: Baldur's Gate Series


Joshums Joshums
He appears normal on the outside, but inside he's a freaky nerd. He enjoys just about anything having to do with the 1980's, his favorite decade. He is an ultra-conservative person whose purpose on Earth is to put an end to political correctness in society and the commie pinkos who enforce it. He is a huge fan of comedy and violence. To let you know how big of a nerd he is, he plays Chess, Backgammon, and Magic: the Gathering. But enough about him, let's learn more about him!!!!


E-mail: Joshums@dontblamegames.com
Age: 22
You'll probably find me playing: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, random multiplayer gamecube games
My all-time favorite game: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time


StrikerObi StrikerObi
Located deep in the not so back woods of Gaysville, FL, he is a monstrous fag0t who enjoys kissing men and watching teh mangrapple with Rick Powers. He is the fag0tiest fag0ty fag0t who ever fag0ted.

Real Name: Mike Sklens
E-mail: mikes@planetgamecube.com
Age: 21
You'll probably find me playing: Metroid Prime, Halo, and anything with stealth elements
Favorite Series of all-time: Tom Clancy games
Favorite Bands: The Villiage People, Michael Bolton, George Michael, Air Supply


 

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