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06-13-10: The Weather Sure is Getting Gay
Hey hey, kids! Bet you thought you'd never see me again, eh? Well, Gogita wasn't kidding when he said I might just pop on in and share a few words with you. It's been what, four years since I last updated DBG? My apologies for being so lazy! I just had a lot going on, you know. I couldn't find the time to call with my hectic schedule, but I swear I still like you and want this to go somewhere. Do you forgive me? Good.

With this update I bring a very special review of Deadly Premonition written by yours truly. Not really sure why Gogita didn't mention it in previous updates. Kind of strange and suspicious if you ask me, but I've learned not to ask questions around here. Anyway, it's in the Features section, as always.

What does the future hold for our humble little website? Well, no doubt there will be many, many updates in the weeks and months to come. You're looking at me incredulously. What? Why wouldn't there be more updates? That's what I thought. Anyway, baby, I gotta run, but I promise I'll call again soon.


Your mother blames games

06-07-10: So Close...
Your favorite staff member, Vincent Anderson (that's me, for the two of you not paying attention), has rained down a new review from the heavens.

To bask in its digital glory, simply click on the Features link to the left.


Your mother blames games

06-01-10: I'm A Doctor, Not a Pool Man!
I've got some good news, everyone! Consequently, said good news can be found by clicking the "News Archives" link to the left.

I've been doing a bit of tidying lately. Mostly dealing with broken, outdated, or missing links and text, but I've also streamlined the Staff page. Check it out! It is now 100% more stalker-friendly.

Coming up next will be some more articles by our staff members, and maybe our Site Director will even drop by and say a few words. Who knows? Stick around!


Your mother blames games

05-30-10: You Can Tell It's E3 Time Around Here
Because site founder Ty Shughart today was gracious enough to write an article for our quaint little site. It delves deep into the depths of the seedy underbelly of terribly written video game-related articles.

Check it out via the Features link!


Your mother blames games

05-11-10: What's This?
Someone put me in a mental institute, cause I'm going update crazy!

Remember the forums we used to have here? Yeah, neither do I. To rectify that problem, we just made a new forum.

To access it, simply hit the link on the left. Magic!


Your mother blames games

05-10-10: I Told You
It hasn't even been a day, and already we're updating! How awesome is that? So awesome.

We've updated our Suggested Stuff for this month. If you haven't played, read, or listened to this stuff, then I am disappoint.

We'll have some more updates throughout the week, mainly dealing with tidying up some of the less-updated sections of the site. Exciting! Don't forget that you can visit with the superstars of DBG simply by clicking the Chat link on the left


So damn sexy

05-10-10: Holy Crap, We're Back!
That's right folks, your favorite site is back and better than ever!

We know that we haven't been updating our beloved DBG in the timeliest of manners, but this will change. Promise!

We have a lot of content coming down the pipeline, leading up to E3 2010. Stay Tuned!


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