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Joshums Joshums
He appears normal on the outside, but inside he's a freaky nerd. He enjoys just about anything having to do with the 1980's, his favorite decade. He is an ultra-conservative person whose purpose on Earth is to put an end to political correctness in society and the commie pinkos who enforce it. He is a huge fan of comedy and violence. To let you know how big of a nerd he is, he plays Chess, Backgammon, and Magic: the Gathering.

Name: Joshua Hardin
Title: Owner
E-mail: Joshums@dontblamegames.com
Age: 28
Current Location: Bakersfield, CA
You'll Probably Find Me Playing: Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as King, Random Wii Multiplayer Games
My All-time Favorite Game: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time




Rimmerbot Rimmerbot
He has a sick fixation on cruising for chicks, despite never having done it and not knowing how. Defies anyone to prove that they have less of a life than he does. Plays video games to escape his inadequecies as a human. Got a real "kick" out of finding out damn near everything he had heard about college was pure BS. Turn-ons include long walks on the beach and listening to Kenny G.

Name: Alex Massa
Title: Site Director
E-mail: rimmerbot@dontblamegames.com
Age: 27
Current Location: Portland, OR
You'll probably find me playing: Super Smash Bros. Melee, Pikmin, Seiken Densetsu 3, True Love, or something else
My All-time Favorite Game: Secret of Mana




SS4Gogita

SS4Gogita
When he's not at work or school, you can usually find him on his Wii or Xbox 360. Unfortunately for him, his Xbox is broken 90% of the time.

Real Name: Vincent Anderson
Title: Site Editor
E-mail: Iamusingtheinternet@gmail.com
Age: 24
Current Location: Orlando, FL
You'll probably find me playing:Wii Sports Resort, Gears of War 2, Pokemon SoulSilver, Condemned: Criminal Origins
My All-time Favorite Game: Super Mario Galaxy




S-U-P-E-R

S-U-P-E-R
Whether he's in Montana or Tokyo, he's probably playing a video game, or thinking about video games, or writing about video games at any given moment.

Real name: Ty Shughart
Title: Staff Writer
E-mail: codeguyty@hotmail.com
Age: 28
Current Location: Missoula, MT
You'll Probably Find Me Playing: Super Street Fighter IV
My All-time Favorite Game: Goldeneye 007




Elzie_Ann Elzie_Ann
Unless you are an overly cute green colored dinosaur who uses his unborn children as weapons and engages in questionable affairs with rumoured transsexuals, she probably hates you.

Real Name: Dannielle Pence
Title: Staff Writer
E-mail: lzn64@yahoo.com
Age: 25
Current Location: Riverside, CA
You'll probably find me playing: Mario, Zelda or Fire Emblem
My Favorite Game Series: Mario




Leftmost Leftmost
Swept away by the sweet words and offers of candy extended by S-U-P-E-R, he has found himself in a world of sin and debauchery interrupted only by intermittent streaks of gaming and horrible confusion. Generally does not eat breakfast.

Real Name: Sean Burke
Title: Database Administrator
E-mail: N/A
Age: 24
Current Location: The Internet
You'll probably find me playing: Anything Bemani, Katamari Damacy, Eternal Darkness
My All-time Favorite Game: The Orange Game



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